Today, we’ll be trading with the New York Knicks. This is another mediocre team that thinks its contending, so our options with them are limited. This is the best trade I could work out:
I do like Josh Hart, but I would have preferred to get Randle if it didn’t mean giving up our entire team in exchange. This is what our team looks like at the start of next season:
Not bad. We bring in real-life free agent signing Patrick Beverly and get the season going. This is our final record:
We dominate, with seven more wins than anybody else. We finish with the league’s best offense as well as its 16th best defense.
Then…this happens:
I quit. Nothing more to say about this.
